We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”
I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.
*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?
There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”
JAW….DROP….
In a store once with a girl I used to date, browsing through all these different mattresses. One of the sales ladies came over and talked about all the beds with us for quite some time while we told her what we were looking for. It was painfully obvious we were a couple, like literally holding hands and calling each cute pet names out loud. Finally the sales lady laughs nervously and says “sooo.. wow, what kind of roommate setup is that that forces you two to have to share a bed!?” I just sort of stared at her for second at a complete loss and said “… the dating kind…”
Reblogging again for that last one
I have the opposite problem. I’ll be out shopping with my best guy friend and ppl be like yall are such a cute couple. I’ll just state at them for a second and be like “I like p**** way too much” and keep on walking
So here I am, at work and trying to leave right? Check my phone after clocking out (because if I check my phone while clocked in I get a written up), and here is my gm (general manager) asking me if I can work tonight. Like really? It’s Sunday, which is busier than the river Stix during the genocides, I literally just got off, haven’t left the building yet, and you are going to text me from wherever you are (not even at the restaurant) and ask me to work.
Like I don’t have any plans on Sunday, you already got 40 hrs of my life this week, it really won’t be that busy. No, I don’t want to work tonight. Then I remember those bills I have to pay…
